Baby Drinking Games

While I won't say I didn't have the taste of beer in my mouth when I thought of these, no babies were harmed or drunk in the creation of my games. Also, I don't condone playing so many baby drinking games that you lose or forget you have a baby.

The Original Baby Drinking Game
It involves about 10-12 colorful 3-D shapes: specifically 2 of each color and shape, which make for a multitude of game possibilities and provide a little bit of a challenge. If that isn't an option, blocks work just fine, though using more than 10 will keep it interesting. And don't forget the baby...if you have, you're too drunk to continue.

Directions aka the non: Stack the blocks, drink for every block stack before Baby destroys your tower. Drink extra for double color or shapes. Chug 1/2 a beer if pieces are stacked in rainbow order. Chug if you use all the blocks before Baby destroys them. Once the blocks are knocked down, it is the next player's turn.

So the easy version (aka. to drunk to keep track the above, but not too drunk to forget or lose the baby)...start stacking, if player one can stack pieces before the baby knocks them over, the player wins the round, and subsequently has to drink. Once the pieces are knocked down, player 1's turn has ended and it is player 2's turn. This one can be spiced up with the following version...

Speed round/ Sudden death: Player 1 has 1 minute to stack all the blocks into one tower. If player 1 does not succeed, player two has 1 minute to do the same. The player that stacks a tower using all the blocks first is the winner.



Variations
Stack many small piles according to shape before Baby can get them. IF the shapes fit into a container, fill container before Baby starts removing them. Build a pyramid before Baby destroys it...and so on. Get the point?

Yes, this is what I do with my weekends;)
There are educational benefits to baby, but I'm much too drunk to remember them;) Just Kidding DCYS, I'm sober.